Bio: 1. I can make authentic Pigeon noises. 2. I can eat forever. 3. I can clap loudly. (That's how I attract potential mates) 4. I have watched "Mean Girls" more times than any of my girlfriends have. 5. I have a crippling fear of Ketchup sauce, but the 'Ketchup Song' is my jam. 6. I can read my own mind. 7. I like the number seven, it's a chill bro. 8. Triple Schezwan Rice is my Kryptonite. 9. I watch infomercials on television, for entertainment. 10. I like ice cream sandwiches.